Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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cancer

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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