What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Cows are land manatees.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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im a dragon, no im not

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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