- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Cleveland winning something

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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