What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Anti Joke

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