- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Anyone??????????/

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Black People.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

i lost the game

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

shut up iggy

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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