What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

This is not a joke or is it

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Women's rights.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

gabbi nunez ;)

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Take this and put it- No.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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