- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What comes after 23? 24.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

suck my balls mr.garison

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

A Jew! Bless you.

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