Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Justin's humor

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

*spongebob voice* 25

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What's brown and sticky? A stick

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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