- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Hi what I lug you

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

hi

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??