Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A white person at Harvard

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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