Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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