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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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