I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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LIFE :(

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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who is mark

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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