Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Black Friday

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Woman's rights

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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refridgrator

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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