HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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