- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Muslim athletes.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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