You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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