What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Paige

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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