When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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