A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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