Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Anti Joke

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