The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Jews...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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