Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Mexicans are like waffles

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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