What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

A baby seal walks into a club.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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