What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Jews...

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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