- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

400 asian people walked in a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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