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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

i lost the game

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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