- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Knock knock Who's there Police

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Jews

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

try slamming a revolving door

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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