- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

0 + 0 = 0

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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