John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

Womens rights

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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