- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Kathy Griffin.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Women's sports.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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