Jake. Walsh.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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