- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Roey Jegen

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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