- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Breast cancer.