Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Anti Joke

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