Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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