- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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