- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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