- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What did Delaware? A coat.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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