How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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