- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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