What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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one day i went to bed

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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