What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Knock Knock Yes?

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

knock knock piss off

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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