The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why did the

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Anti Joke

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