- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."