Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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