- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What's big and messy? A big mess

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Billy Cundiff.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

your mom died.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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