What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Justin's hair

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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