How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Bob dole

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try slamming a revolving door

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Jews

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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