why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Anti Joke

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