- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Women's rights.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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