yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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