- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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