- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

you lose.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Dylan is gay

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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