Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What time is it? Refrigerator

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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