What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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penis

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Women's rights

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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