Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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