- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

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