a man said hi.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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A black person walks out of KFC

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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