Women's rights

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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