What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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once upon a time there was a boy

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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hi

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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