Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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