what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

suck my balls mr.garison

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

i have two hands.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What did the peanut say to the jelly

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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