- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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