a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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