Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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baskets

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Anti Joke

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