Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Wy did the chicken?

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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