- Anti Joke

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

If you like this, it will have one extra like

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

i like turtals and kids

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!