- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

What comes after 23? 24.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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