what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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