Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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