How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Chrissy is funny.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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