A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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A man sat on a chair

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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You see how lame this is?

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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AIDS

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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