Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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this is not a joke. jks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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hot diggity dog

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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The person below me is weird.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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