How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

poop is very very yummy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Black Friday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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