Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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i like turtals and kids

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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