Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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