Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Womens' Rights

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Bumsniffer

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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