- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

GONNA

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Membean

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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