Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Butt poop.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a man said hi.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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